accept the shit you're given for being indecisive, cold, and "hard-to-read". don't try to be open, never admit when you've fucked up. don't stop drinking just because your stomach really hurts. don't give people second chances. don't tell your friends what you are passionate about. if you want something, keep it a secret. if you care about someone, tell them to leave you alone. if you feel nervous, think of the shittiest things you've ever done. don't take advice, never learn from other people's mistakes. be nice to the bad people and a dick to the nice people.
this is what i like to call "alan advice"
3 comments:
why is this alan advice??
why why whyyyyyy
because you always tell me the opposite of what you really mean.. ex: summer's drug test ha!
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